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Jimmy Malone (JM): I've got a sad story here. I certainly hope you guys will treat with this with respect. A professional impersonator in Bulgaria wanted to get his little act together, he was trying to do impersonations of stag and deer. A new book entitled Strange Deaths explains how Dragutin Illick (sp) wandered into the woodlands and hid among the bushes, hoping to practice his impressions and see if he could make a stag think that he was a deer. The plan worked very well... John Lanigan (JL): Oh, it did... JM: When a hunter mistook him for a (laughter), mistook him for a real stag and shot him to death... JL: He must have been so proud, though... JM: Well, yes... JL: As he lay there bleeding to death, he must have said damn, I am good... JM: I killed 'em, no, they killed me... John Webster (JW): Well, a blacksmith in Hungary makes swords, kind of as a hobby, there isn't alot of orders for swords anymore these days. He makes some real good ones and he's unfortunately in jail today. A little accident according to police, he was arguing with his estranged wife when he swung around and forgot his mother-in-law was standing behind him. She was beheaded. JL: What? JW: He was spinning the thing around and whack, he took her head off. JL: He cut his mother-in-law's head off? JW: He has been charged with murder, yes. JM: Your wife is never going to believe that was an accident. You might as well... JW: She was standing, she just walked in the room... JM: She was probably coming in there to say, hey, why don't you hold it down, something like that. JL: WHACK! JM: Grown man, minding his own business. JL: Can you imagine the stunned look on everybody's face, well, especially on the face rolling across the floor, the stunned look on everybody's face? JW: He goes, damn, this is a sharp one... JL: Sharp, I better put this down before somebody gets killed...oh my God, he cut her head off.

Jimmy Malone (JM): I've got a sad story here. I certainly hope you guys will treat with this with respect. A professional impersonator in Bulgaria wanted to get his little act together, he was trying to do impersonations of stag and deer. A new book entitled Strange Deaths explains how Dragutin Illick (sp) wandered into the woodlands and hid among the bushes, hoping to practice his impressions and see if he could make a stag think that he was a deer. The plan worked very well...

John Lanigan (JL): Oh, it did...

JM: When a hunter mistook him for a (laughter), mistook him for a real stag and shot him to death...

JL: He must have been so proud, though...

JM: Well, yes...

JL: As he lay there bleeding to death, he must have said damn, I am good...

JM: I killed 'em, no, they killed me...

John Webster (JW): Well, a blacksmith in Hungary makes swords, kind of as a hobby, there isn't alot of orders for swords anymore these days. He makes some real good ones and he's unfortunately in jail today. A little accident according to police, he was arguing with his estranged wife when he swung around and forgot his mother-in-law was standing behind him. She was beheaded.

JL: What?

JW: He was spinning the thing around and whack, he took her head off.

JL: He cut his mother-in-law's head off?

JW: He has been charged with murder, yes.

JM: Your wife is never going to believe that was an accident. You might as well...

JW: She was standing, she just walked in the room...

JM: She was probably coming in there to say, hey, why don't you hold it down, something like that.

JL: WHACK!

JM: Grown man, minding his own business.

JL: Can you imagine the stunned look on everybody's face, well, especially on the face rolling across the floor, the stunned look on everybody's face?

JW: He goes, damn, this is a sharp one...

JL: Sharp, I better put this down before somebody gets killed...oh my God, he cut her head off.

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