Now, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, lawyers and clients,
straights and gays, it's time for another exciting edition of
Knuckleheads in the News. Yes, the stories you are about to
read are true, and as a matter of fact, you've sent them to us,
so you know they're true and you know they're here,
right in front of me, waiting for you

Too Fat to Lock-Up	Sometimes You Just Can't Win
Who Can You Trust	The Breast Way to Go
Clinks and Courts	Shorts
Heads Up!	Students and Students

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